You don’t win Best In Category with masturbators by packing features alone. Intent-driven buyers want proven engineering, considered usability, and performance that lives up to marketing hype in the real...
The CalExotics Waterproof Jack Rabbit is a true classic. It’s the Beatles of vibrators—an original that spawned so many imitators and variations. When I pulled this box open, I finally understood why. The...
The iroha Yuki Renewal Version may be the cutest vibrator I’ve ever unboxed. The little snowman has a cute plushy matte silicone coating that immediately made me want to touch it. In...
I love the first few seconds of meeting a new toy. From the way it fits in your hand to the packaging to even the first, off switch on – you...
The first thing I thought when I opened up the packaging of the LOVENOTE G Spot Vibrator Massager was that this toy looked expensive. The high-quality silicone, ergonomic curves, and beautiful...
I first unboxed the Benanto Rabbit Vibrator Sex Toy for Women and had to say I was pretty blown away by the looks of it. The color and shape with the...
I was extremely curious but deeply ambivalent about the Tenga Spinner, a masturbator which, when stroked, rotates inside of itself. It has to do a lot to live up to that...
Clone-A-Pussy Plus is half science project, half erotic treasure. I wasn’t sure what to expect from this DIY kit for molding a real vulva in silicone, but after mixing, molding, curing,...
To be blunt: this toy does not come on timid. Blush X5 Hard On Realistic Dildo in Brown is bold, firm, and built for show and play. It’s also big...
Let’s be real: I had low expectations when I first encountered the Tenga Easy Beat Eggs. I thought, “Okay, so there’s this package shaped like an egg carton? And you crack it...